Guenhwyvar
Aug 23 2007, 06:45 PM
Dailywrestling.com:
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Mark Henry's deal is about to expire and as of right now he is not entering negotiations to re-sign. According to one source Henry is looking at getting into acting and other non-wrestling stuff.
Mark has been with WWE since he finished with the 1996 Olympics. He worked a ten-year deal with the company and has devoted a lot of time to develop. Currently he is being built up for the Undertaker's return match at Unforgiven, so unless WWE makes the right offer, this could be his last bout with the company.
I'm sobbing into my tea as we speak.
Dr Pepper
Aug 23 2007, 07:24 PM
Don't believe it!
They'll just keep him off TV for a while then have a massive comeback with hours upon hours of promos and that.
Hes like Herpes, You can treat it, but it'll never go away
Guenhwyvar
Aug 23 2007, 09:06 PM
And he's irritating as fuck...
slashlover
Aug 23 2007, 09:45 PM
QUOTE
According to one source Henry is looking at getting into acting and other non-wrestling stuff.
Mark Henry has pubes for a beard. I have mentioned this to Fry on several occasions.
Criple H
Aug 24 2007, 11:48 AM
It's strange that the WWE would even offer him another contract. What exactly has he done for the company during his eleven year stay? Absolutely zero. If he was ever going to be a star in the business then he would have made it by the turn of the century.
Good bye Silverback/Sexual Chocolate/Pube Beard!
Silawen
Aug 24 2007, 12:10 PM
Fuck, you scared the crap out of me! XD Since we have similar tastes in wrestlers, I figured I'd be upset by this too. Ahaha, damn you!
*snickers*
His only talent is getting injured and injuring others. I say, good riddance and don't come back, plzkthnx.
Criple H
Aug 24 2007, 03:09 PM
I have the perfect ending for the Mark Henrdy/Undertaker fued!
They have a casket match at Unforgiven and Undertaker wins after about twenty babyface wrestlers all club Henry. Whilst pushing him down the aisle smoke begins to appear from the casket. Hendry appears on the Titantron with a small girl's voice saying..
"Have you ever heard of the man who injured other wrestlers? He shagged Mae Young, he fathered a hand, the fans never warmed to him but HE KEEPS COMING BACK!".
The screen fades to black and the babyface wrestlers all grab top hats and canes and sing, chorus line style, 'Ding Dong The Witch is Dead'.
The Undertaker tap dances.
Guenhwyvar
Aug 24 2007, 06:47 PM
WWE - The Musical?
(sorry Sila!
)
AJ~
Aug 24 2007, 10:14 PM
I long for a return to these Henry days.
Criple H
Aug 24 2007, 10:15 PM
QUOTE(Guenhwyvar @ Aug 24 2007, 07:47 PM)
WWE - The Musical?
(sorry Sila!
)
Best thing ever.
Vince McMahon sings 'Nothing Like A Dame' during the Diva Search segments.
FDQ
Aug 25 2007, 05:33 PM
QUOTE(Criple H @ Aug 24 2007, 03:09 PM)
I have the perfect ending for the Mark Henrdy/Undertaker fued!
They have a casket match at Unforgiven and Undertaker wins after about twenty babyface wrestlers all club Henry. Whilst pushing him down the aisle smoke begins to appear from the casket. Hendry appears on the Titantron with a small girl's voice saying..
"Have you ever heard of the man who injured other wrestlers? He shagged Mae Young, he fathered a hand, the fans never warmed to him but HE KEEPS COMING BACK!".
The screen fades to black and the babyface wrestlers all grab top hats and canes and sing, chorus line style, 'Ding Dong The Witch is Dead'.
The Undertaker tap dances.
What the hell? Can Undertaker even dance? XD
Guenhwyvar
Aug 25 2007, 05:49 PM
I don't know, but I want to see it.
Criple H
Aug 26 2007, 09:43 PM
Of course he can! Do you think a man who walks the top rope like that wouldn't be able to dance?
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